Pwnage

random poem

2009-10-12T18:03:00.004-05:00

Dead inside

Sick of it

I need a cure

A cure for this poison

My eyes see you

My heart bleeds again

When will I be free

When can I see?

Game's over

Give it a rest

Before I die

Give me the key

I can't see no more

Time to leave this wretched place

Put a bullet through my head

Looks like I'm already dead

Life of death after death

Why bother with it all?

When will it end?

I WANT IT TO END!

Nobody cares

Why do I?

Kill 'em all

Time to die

Nothing left

Take me away

No more tomorrow

Yesterday's enough

YOU TORTURE ME SO!

WHY CAN'T YOU SEE?!

THIS IS CHAOTIC MADD=NESS

YOU'RE TOO BLIND TO SEE!

Set me free

Simple as that

Cure me

Fix me

Time to face the dawn

Into the wasteland I go

The living dead surrounds me

EVERYDAY IN THIS CORPSE

Cold on the ground

Nothing to see

I died awhile ago

Now just physically

Blood stains on the carpet

Who murdered this man?

Wait--no--he's alive

Or'd she kill him again?

World of darkness

Everything flashes black

The past haunting

The future daunting

A shadow looms

It strikes with fury

But just another scar

Just. Another. Scar.

I see you L A U G H I N G

I see them D Y I N G

I see you

You don't see a thing

C R Y I N G

into the stream

Oblivion

nothing more to see

Why?

Who trapped me here AGAIN?

Let me out, Let me out, Let me out

LET ME OUT

Nothing's left

leave here

Nothing's left

just a mirror

See what I saw

See what you saw

Another shell

Of what used to be

Life seems to fade away

Closing up the final light

Shunning every memory

Leaving nothing to hold

You can't see at all

Killing me

How can I blame you?

for killing me?

Who are you?

Why are you?

What's the reason?

The reason you be?

Standing before us a new day

But not so new as much as redone

Yesterday is tomorrow with a different name

And it NEVER ENDS

It never ends

Traped here forever

Walk this path of ice

Clear as bloody liquor

Smoke in the mirror

A figure appears

Brings along Misery

Misery decides to stay

Stabbed in the heart

Cut on the floor

Blood fills the smoke

And on the figure is a face

Oh look, it's you again

Dreaming §I╚Θò8•£

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

. . . why?

Love thy murderer

She can't even see

What she's doing to me

Love thy murderer

Can't take this no longer

Gotta ESCAPE

Got to be FREE

Tormenting me

day after day

Always the same

Nothing left here

Nobody will care

Got to ESCAPE

Put an end to the madness

BUT I CAN'T

THE GAME NEVER ENDS

The Earth falls down

Just a miniscule blow

Ending what's already gone

Fallen to the ground

Looks like time is round

Fallen to the floor

Won't see no more

Can't see no more

Can't bleed no more

NOTHING LEFT NO MORE

Do Not Read This

2009-09-22T17:00:00.001-05:00

You fail.

A Balance in the School. . .

2009-09-07T13:30:00.006-05:00

They say balance is a good thing, right? Well after looking at the various clubs availible at the school I attend, I think a few new ones should be created to add balance.

Name: Street Fighting Competition

Balances: Academic competitions

Description: Having an "intellectual duel" or whatever is all wanted at school, but what about it's opposite? In this club, members will train on the art of illegal fighting. There will be various events, such as field trips to the town to beat up civilians and an end-of-the-year competition in a dark alley in Chicago.

Name: Graffiti Club

Balances: Art Club

Description: All those artsy people get to create "masterpieces", but why not being more. . .direct. . .with your message? This club is fairly straightforward: create graffiti. Have fun with friends as we flee from cops and enjoy eating their donuts that we have the watchguy steal.

Name: Booleaders

Balances: Cheerleaders

Description: Cheerleaders show good sportsmanship and bring up the team pride. As Booleaders, we instead incite hate towards the other team. Our uniforms consist of black gowns and red evil-looking masks.

Name: Hacking Club

Balances: Computer Club

Description: In hacking club, we do all damage possible to the school's network as well as general black hat hacking. Enjoy piracy? This is also the club for you! Enjoy modifying official records? Join today! Want to practice hacking banks? HACKER CLUB!

Name: Anti-Earth Club

Balances: Every freaking earth Club availible. . .Earth Awareness, Natural Helpers, Nature Area, etc.

Description: We destroy nature and whatnot! Our fundraisers include an event where people pay to get to use various fun polluting tools to create topxic waste, destroy wildlife, and more! We then use the money to do things such as buy coal to burn, convince auto makers to reduce fuel efficiency, burn the rainforest, and more!

Name: Anti-Foreign Club

Balances: Foreign Exchange, German Club, Spanish Club, Latin Club, etc.

Description: Come and enjoy American culture! Speak English while eating American food such as fast food and live in the land of not-other-nations! No culture but ours!

Name: Alumni

Balances: Freshmen Class, Sophmore Class, Junior Class, Senior Class

Description: If you're too stupid to figure it out, you're probably still in one of the above "clubs". . .unless NCLB still exists. . .

Name: NO HOPE

Balances: HOPE

Description: An exclusive group where we enjoy our inteligence and outcast the retards! We do things such as confusing them and mocking them. A must-join for nonconformists!

Name: Lock Club

Balances: Key Club

Description: Destroy the community! We do many things including spreading hate, littering, vandalism, hurting people, destroying public areas, arson, murder, stealing from the poor, and destroying the local food supply!

Name: National Dishonor Society

Balances: National Honor Society

Description: Are you a dishonorable person? Do basically all adults(and more) hate you? Well now you can be in the most dishonorable club--no--SOCIETY, the nation has seen!

Name: SOSADD (Students Opposing Students Against Drunk Driving) (pronounced so-sad-d)

Balances: SADD (Students Against Drunk Driving) (Pronounced sad-d)

Description: Encourage your fellow humans to drink and drive cause it's thrilling! On a daily basis, we stand at the exits of the parking lots and hand out beer. We also bring a keg to all school functions, especially Prom and Homecoming.

Name: Arguing and Fight team

Balances: Speech and Debate Team

Description: Not a fan of "civilized discussion"? No problem! This team has regular competitions in which a highly controversial topic is brought up and then all contenders are to begin arguin over it. If a brawl does not ensue within ten minutes, liquor will be brought out, as well as the materials for Motolov cocktails.

Name: Discrimination Club

Balances: STAND (Students Together And Naturally Diverse)

Description: This is a segregationist club. We cleanse the school of everyone who looks, sounds, or believes differently! Join if you wish to preserve your culture!

Name: Anarchy

Balances: Student Council

Description: ANARCHY! We do not meet ever and have no leaders. Our activities include harassing admins, teachers, authority in general, and the "student government". Why the h3ll should we listen to them? We didn't get to choose them, so they are useless to us.

Name: Nameless News

Balances: School Newspaper

Description: Sick of the politically correct brainwashing watered-down crap in the normal paper? We are totally anonymous and therefore say it like it is and dis what we want!

Name: Drug Club

Balances: Nothing in particular

Deskription: Do drugs. Need I say more?

10 Most Annoying Ways to Die

2009-08-15T15:55:00.000-05:00

10. Being near an exploding vehicle in Call of Duty 4.

This would qualify for a higher spot in some cases. But admit it, using a car for cover and then having it explode is quite annoying. Although it is quite avoidable, so it can't be put up too high.

9. Mining a full pack of runite ore only to have a Renevant immeadately kill you in Runescape.

This is rather self-explanatory. You work for an hour to get all the runite, jumping from world to world. Then a Renevant comes and kills you. Not to mention the loss of other items you brought.

8. Having a Pirannah eat you in Jak and Daxter

Who isn't annoyed by this? You get pretty far. You fall in the water and some fish just jumps up and eats you. Unavoidable as well once you're a few feet in open water.

7. Losing after an excessively long intro on Guitar Hero.

This points to songs such as Raining Blood and Black Sunshine. You spend about a minute waiting for the intro, then you lose. Some people, like me, have damaged their guitars because of this.

6. Having the ball go in the unreachable spot between the flippers in basically any pinball game.

Seriously, this can get badly annoying. Especially if you are a few points from the bonus life when this happens. And you're on your last life. Any way this happens, the arcade you are at might be suing you for the broken machine as you try to hide your crowbar.

5. Losing to a weak enemy.

You think you can win, and you should. But then you lose. Especially annoying if in front of other people.

4. Dying at the end of a level.

Nobody likes this. Ever. You spend time getting to the end, and then you lose. Of course, this is expected in games like Guitar Hero where you have hard solos. Plus, you can magnify this when it was a hard level, lacking checkpoints.

3. Losing your whole party in Pokemon Red or Blue to someone who killed them all with Hyper Beam.

If you don't know, back in the old Pokemon games, if you killed someone with Hyper Beam, you didn't have to recharge. This would be really cheap if something with obscenely high attack or increased attack killed your whole party before you could even hit them.

2. Losing repeatedly to a boss because you have no idea what to do.

This could outlined in many ways. Like the first boss in Super Mario Land. It eats all your lives pretty quickly. Really any boss where you don't know what to do is annoying. Of course, this can't be #1 because we have walkthroughs.

1. Losing power.

This is the worst. Whether your annoying friend or sibling unplugs the game or there's a thunderstorm, this can be extremely irritating. This can be worsened in situations where you can only quicksave, like Mystery Dungeon, or your online fighting and your die because you couldn't log out in time and you can't stop it because the power's gone. This could take on many scenearios. Even Animal Crossing makes this annoying by the evil Mr. Resseti. Or losing power while saving.

Music downloading and stuff

2009-08-14T14:02:00.001-05:00

I've been reading into this, and it seems with the widespread popularity of broadband, many people are downloading BECAUSE THEY CAN. They'll download hundreds of hours worth and often never listen to a good portion. Are the artists losing out? I think not.
Furthermore, the RIAA's idea of how much money downloaders have is absurd. Most downloaders are teens or college students. Neither can afford to buy the many albums, but sharing makes it possible.
In addition, downloading can sometimes BOOST sales. If you never heard of an artist, would you invest $16 in a CD? I doubt it, especially if that's all your free money for the month.(or more) However, if you download the songs, you can then decide. I, along with many others, will buy CDs that contain songs we downloaded.
Beyond that is availability. In the US, I dare you to find music by Sonata Arctica, Helloween, X Japan, Dragonland, Rhapsody of Fire, Lost Horizon, Power Quest. I'm having trouble finding a physical copy of their songs I downloaded.
Also, the concept of SHARING indicates that SOMEONE bought it. Is it wrong(morally) to copy a song for your friend? Maybe let them listen to the album before they buy it? Well P2P simply gives you more "friends".
If every file sharer was to be locked away as per copyright law, there would not be any room in any prison. Imagine 70% of 13-24 y.o. being locked up for 25 years. The country would be screwed. Not to mention the millions of dollars we don't have and can't pay.

Let's again look at my choices. I want Craze Album by EmoteBand. My choices are:
1-Buy the CD
2-Buy a CD by a similar artist
3-Steal the CD
4-Download it off a torrent
5-Do nothing

Choice 1 gives EmoteBand $15 and they now have 1 less copy.
Choice 2 leaves EmoteBand the same.
Choice 3 leaves them with 1 less copy.(hence they lose, hence immoral)
Choice 4 leaves them the same.
Choice 5 leaves them the same.

2, 4, and 5 have the same effect on EmoteBand, why is 4 so bad?

2009-07-30T11:29:00.000-05:00

“Glass Trap”

Looking through the looking glass

Waiting for the pain to pass

Heart beats weaker; tears stain the shield

With trickery and deception, words they wield

Lost forever where I don't belong

Look around and know something's wrong

But what will be the cost?

Of being foreverlost?

Nowhere in sight there be

Something to set me free

Why'm I here? Why'm I there?

Who locked me in this cage?

Life bleeds death

Flesh bleeds blood

They bleed lies

I bleed pain

Who knows the answer?

The answer to the story

Who knows the way?

The way to belight

Breathe in

Breathe out

Bullet in

Life out

"And Chapter One"

2009-07-30T11:20:00.001-05:00

“And Chapter One”

And greed was in power

And evil had risen

And ignorance to the light is all

And there was no safety

And the light was dim

And the light was gathered

And they came to the light

And they built the light

And they bent the light

And the light shined

And the greed hid the light

And the evil hid the light

And the light pushed through

And the followers kept freedom

And they spread the freedom

And the light was spread

And the war continues

"Goodbye to this World"

2009-07-29T13:44:00.001-05:00

“Goodbye to this World”

So sad now her tears run blood

Our end has come and no longer a dream

What we wanted most shall now make us scream

She cries to the air of despair

And her friends give her such love

That fills her memories like hand in glove

The time of dread is the time of dream

At least to me that is what it seem

s to be in the Land of Broken Dreams

Time to fly free from this wasteland

But is it truly so desolate and dead?

Or is that simply a trick in the head?

Life flies into a new chapter--

To dawn over a new world, good or not

Ready or not you will go, will you rise or rot?

Death is still so far away

With the flame's dousement not today

The Fountain of Youth keeps spitting

Our paths may soon cross a-gain

But if I never see you again

Well that's a shame

So live on with your life

See the world and out with strife

Now's the time; sadness glee

"Invisible"

2009-07-29T13:42:00.001-05:00

“Invisible”

If you have the time. . . .

Look at me

I'm invisible

Not that you have the time. . .

I'm alone

Because no one sees me

Because I'm invisible

Because I'm alone

You don't notice

You don't care

I don't exist

Not in your world

MY world is solitude

Not on the radar

Invisibility. . . . .

A power?

Or a weakness?

Trapped inside--

--of myself

Nobody sees to save me.

"Do Not X-Ray"

2009-07-26T16:26:00.001-05:00

Going through random files on my computer, I found an old story I wrote for a contest in 7th grade. I decided to post it because I'm bored ^_^

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Do Not X-Ray

Fred woke up one day and brushed his teeth. Happily swinging his arms, he walked to the door after he heard the doorbell. With a wide grin, he opened the door and found a mysterious package. It was labeled, “Do not X-ray.” He took the mysterious package and dropped it on his table. The table broke into vapor and the package began untaping itself and then it opened!

Fred heard a voice say, “Dreamland is not well! The Nightmares are attacking!” Fred put a hand into the light of the box to pull whatever it was, out. The box squeezed his hand and began growing on his arm. Soon it reached his shoulder. It conformed very tightly. It went to his stomach, and it stopped at his neck in the other direction. It was now to his knees and it seemed he couldn’t move! His screams were useless; nobody was around! When the box had reached his feet, it trickled up his neck. His breathing was completely blocked, but it did not matter! His eyes began breathing! The box finally covered the last blade of his hair.

He looked, expecting to be dead, but it seemed he was completely alive! He looked and saw a hardwood floor. He must have been in his own house. Maybe a bad dream, but how’d he get to the very middle of his house. He mumbled, “Where am I?”

He received a rude reply of, “Monster! Get out of my house!” He saw a broom fly at him. He flew onto the lawn. He saw the house. It was his! He walked in the window and saw himself! He yelled, “Where am I?” Several people, who were identical to his neighbors, looked at him.

A tall man, about 9 feet tall, wearing a silver suit and a top hat that covered his face appeared. He single-handedly grabbed Fred on the top of the head. He squeezed his head. Fred screamed. He felt he was going to die soon. The pressure lessened.

Fred looked and saw he was flying! He said, “Who are you?”

The person holding him while flying replied, “I’m Jorge.”

“And where are we?”

“Not important. But you are important.”

“Why?”

“You hold some great power here?”

“How?”

“There are strange creatures that are attacking occasionally. You have complete control over them, but you don’t know how.”

“I don’t know what I can control, never mind how.” After saying that, giant creatures flew at Fred and Jorge. Jorge dropped Fred.

“Think about being able to fly!

“Why?

“Do it or die!” After Jorge yelled that, Fred thought about soaring the skies. He spread his arms and he began flying!

“Wow! This is amazing!”

“Just fight the creatures!” With that Fred swung a foot at the creature, but the creature became intangible. The ghostly purple ball stuck its tongue out and Fred grabbed it! He swung the creature around and threw it. Unfortunately, it hit Jorge and he flew into the lava below.

Fred dissipated into the air and reappeared in a perfectly cubical, white room. A blue blob was before him. It said, “I am Blob! Welcome to DreamLand, Fred!”

“Why am I here?”

“Because you hold the nightmares!”

“What do you mean?”

Back in the real world, Bob, Fred’s enemy, showed up at his house to see what he could do. He saw the door was open, so he waddled on in. He saw the box that said, “Do not X-Ray” on it and walked away with a smile.

Meanwhile, Fred was still in the Blob’s room. Blob said, “You’ve had nightmares before! Those creatures attack DreamLand every time someone has one. They swarm from the house of the person. Well, from their Dream House.”

“What’s a Dream House?”

“For every person in the real world, there is a Dream person to match. If anyone has a nightmare in the real world, the nightmare swarms in the Dream person’s house. Normally this is fine because people can kill the Nightmares easily. If you wake up, then they go away. You dream especially long, therefore you have much power here. You ‘Mares have escaped off Dream Earth into the rest of DreamLand!”

“How do I stop them?”

“By dreaming. If they attack, all you must do is dream your way through.”

“But all I can dream when I have nightmares is . . . nightmares!” Right after saying that, more nightmares appeared in the Blob’s room.

Blob yelled, “Stop them!” All of a sudden, a lightsaber appeared in Fred’s hands. He skillfully fought the ninjas into the walls. They vaporized as he sliced them, but more appeared! Fred kept fighting these things. He accidentally hit the wall and the room broke apart! Fred and Blob were falling through the sky when they landed on a huge gray cloud!

It was storming below and their cloud was running down! The ninjas were growing quickly. Fred thought up an idea!

He jumped above the head of the ninja in front of him. The one behind threw a star at Fred, but just then, Fred pulled out a mirror! The star bounced down at the ninja below him! Unluckily, this caused the cloud to break. He was hit by lightening. He passed out on the ground.

During his time passed out, Bob was still heading to the X-Ray center. He X-Rayed the box, ignoring the warning.

Fred woke up, still in DreamLand. He was on the side of an unusual freeway. Cars were flying at well over 400 miles per hour! They were of all colors. He noticed something. Giant purple blobs were flying everywhere. A man in a wizard suit appeared. He said, “Someone is X-Raying us! Don’t get hit.” He teleported the two to the top of the Capitol Tower, the highest point in DreamLand. Few purple blobs were at this altitude. The wizard said, “Fred, look up. You can see the person looking down at us. They X-Rayed DreamLand. Neither Nightmares nor good ones are saved from the X-Ray blobs.”

Fred replied, “How do we?”

“Dream.” Fred nodded. He jumped to the sky with Bob’s face in it. He flung a bag of chips at Bob. It was useless. He was falling as the tower shrunk below him. He jumped off a nearby cloud and flew closer to Bob. When he was 5 feet from infinity, it climbed 5 feet higher.

In his hand appeared a keyblade. He saw a keyhole in the sky. He was about to hit it when a purple blob sucked him in. He seemed to be immune! Nightmares swarmed around him. He burst the blob open and swung the key at a Nightmare. He bounced off the exploding Nightmare and jumped from one to the other, flinging himself closer to Bob. He had a perfect line with the keyhole and he threw his key. The sky shattered like glass, but it fell like plastic wrap.

Meanwhile, the radiation blew back on Bob in the real world after witnessing the whole scene. Being evil, he set the box on fire.

The wizard yelled, “Oh no, Fred! DreamLand is burning.”

Fred yelled in reply, “I can save us all, I know how!” He grabbed a hoverboard that happened to be falling next to him and flew, somehow still having a keyblade. The plastic wrap was coming down quickly, but with the edges of DreamLand burning, he had a way out!

He reached the edge and he saw millions backing away from the fire burning. DreamLand was a dodecagon. He saw the plastic wrap burning slightly faster. There was about a foot to slip in to the above. He aimed himself to slip through and turned slightly off. He was on fire. The nightmares were chasing him again! He grabbed the bucket of water off the front of the board and doused the flames on himself. He grabbed the two nightmares that could fly and stole their wings. He attached them to himself. He flew to the darkness opening.

He woke up. He was in his bed, and he felt like he just woke up. He ran to the X-Ray center. He saw Bob. The box wasn’t burning at all quickly. There was still about half left. He smacked Bob. He put out the fire and reentered DreamLand. He saw quite a few dead. He revived many through his newly gained skills. He repaired the Capitol Tower.

All tat remained was to rid the area of Nightmares. He went to his Dream House and burned it. His dream self wouldn’t normally allow it, but Blob convinced him. The house burned and all the Nightmares escaped Fred’s mind. After several hours, they were eliminated. He asked Blob and the wizard, “Should I seal off the real world to stop Nightmares?”

The wizard replied,” No, for we are all dreams. That man who tried to burn us is also a problem. Hide the box well, and then finish Bob.”

“How will I prevent myself from having Nightmares?”

Blob replied, “You know what you must do to stop this. You know.”

With a tear in his eye Fred left DreamLand, sealing the exit behind him. When he returned to the real world, he ran to the X-Ray center. He fought Bob. He threw Bob and ran several hundred X-Rays on Bob’s head. You know what happened next. He hid the box in the ground.

He was finished with all the ties to help DreamLand. With an entire world at stake, he knew what Blob meant. He climbed to the top of an average building in Chicago. He stood on the edge. It was dark and stormy. The wind blew his blue coat. He turned around. He leaned back.

Pokemon Adventure of Theft-4

2009-07-20T10:47:00.000-05:00

So I'm starting back at Floroma because my AR made my game lock up. I go through the process again with my underleveled team, quickly reaching Mars. Her team is all leveled higher than mine, so I get a pretty heavy beating before reaching my target Purugly. I focus on landing attacks. My Rampardos gets a few headbutts in, but is subdued soon enough. Turtwig can get one rock smash in. Abra is too slow and fragile to do anything except die. Piplup is still on the weak side. I fail. \Again. And again. Finally I have Purugly in the yellow on my fourth try and Piplup is fresh to the battlefield. Miraculously my second pokeball snags the Purugly. My fastest recruit. The professor dude and his daughter were happy, but she seemed more concerned about his odor >________> Okay, so I hit the PKMN Centre and heal up before heading to the next destination of failure. Eterna forest is quickly found and the random girl insists I escort her. I get free healing, so no big deal. By the end of the forest, my pokemon are all near their evolution levels. I go through the trainers in Eterna Gym and cancel evolution on Abra, Piplup, and Turtwig. I want the faster leveling right now. I go to the leader and my already damaged team is bashed by her Turtwig. I head in again and get pwn'd by a Roserade(I wish the last center I visted wasn't all the way back in Floroma). I'll post the battle later. I WILL catch that Roserade!(and I suppose that means Turtwig will be obsoleted.)

Months

2009-07-19T12:23:00.002-05:00

January-"Official" new year begins. Make unreasonable resolutions.

Februrary-Midwinter stretch. Time takes forever to pass and it's quite useless.

March-Winter is hopefully over. Be happy for spring.

April-Curse spring for unpredictable weather.

May-Allergy month. Entire body shuts down.

June-Summer. Start to try to get stuff going.

July-Creativity drought. Not much to do but try to relax.

August-Year starts again. Everyone ready to kill.(not literally 0_0)

September-New year excitement dies. Back to the grind.

October-Halloween. Also prepare for holidays.

November-Worst month. Bad stuffs always happens.

December-Best month. Full of energy and happiness.

Pokemon Adventure of Theft--3

2009-07-15T14:35:00.000-05:00

Okay, so I bought my AR used and it doesn't like to work too well. I froze up and had to back up. Luckily my save point was right where I left off. Also, I was incorret above: I went to Floroma, not Hearthrome.
Okay, head north. Two fools are guarding the entrance. Suppose they'll pay later. Head east and. . .some little girl wants me to find her papa? (Yes, I am typing this post as I play). Okay, two more goons to be subdued later. I head to the windworks and finally get a challenge! His Glameow is equal in level to my Abra, so I'm probably leveled a bit low. Easy pwnage, nonetheless. I try to open the door but "It's locked from the inside!" That reminds me of the episode where a maid was fired for punctuation. . .
Anywho, I head back west and into Floroma and now the meadows. "We have it[the honey] to attract pokemon in great numbers!" Heh. . .Marriland made a scene.
Oh, looks like the AR screwed up again. Back to the beginning. . .

Pokemon Adventure of Theft--2

2009-07-15T14:34:00.000-05:00

So I continue on my quest to steal the best pokemon. I crash into Jaub(my rival) and steal his Turtwing to cover for Piplup. I also manage to steal an Abra from the trainer's school. It had decent stats and a HP Dark, which I suppose is nice. I head north and steal a Psyduck.
It's time to hit the first gym. I head in and pwn through the first two trainers. Roark is a bit more of a problem for me. Geodude and Onix hold no power over me, but Cranidos is higher leveled than any of my pokemon and can OHKO with headbutt. So I fail the first time and the second time.
I start the final battle with Psyduck. He uses water gun to eliminate the first two competitors. Then Cranidos comes out and is too fast for the little level 10 psyduck. Instant knockout. Piplup is level 15 at this point(so many trials) and manages to strike first. Bubble does a little damage to Cranidos. Then headbutt kicks Piplup down a LOT. Bubble again to get Cranidos to the low-ish yellow. Headbutt takes Piplup to the deep red. Not wanting to take a chance, I throw a Pokeball and secure the leader's Cranidos.

So I'm done with that. Good. I realize having both Psyduck and Piplup is rather redundant type-wise, so Psyduck is banished to the land of BOX 1. I head east, foolishly, and into the cave. I get lost in the eastern part of it and get royally confused. I also realize how weak Shinx is. Shinx is terrible and is put at the back of the party to let Abra take command with his 00ber special attack.
After fumbling around in there, I try going the *right* way and go north. I find Dawn, Rowan, and two oafs known as Galactic. I go into battle. I try to catch Dawn's Chimchar, but you apparently can't aim the pokeball so I accidently catch a stupid Zubat. It will die. Soon.
Anywho, I continue north and ignore most trainers until Hearthrome. I stuff the Zubat and Shinx into the prison of BOX 1.

Pokemon Adventure of Theft--1

2009-07-15T14:32:00.000-05:00

As we all know the "What do you want for next gen" topics always appear and a common one is "Be able to catch trainers' pokemon". So I decided last night I'm going to try to play the game this way using my AR. That's the only code I'm allowing and to be a bit fair I'm only allowing five pokemon in my party at a time and no wild ones.
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So I start up the game and get annoyed by the slow text and walking speed. The AR screws me a few times and I end up trying three times. So after fifteen minutes my official run starts and I remember to save.
Go through the standard procedure and head up to the lake. I decide I'll go with the Piplup because Empoleon is the most badass of the finals(my character is supposed to have a dark edge to him). Battle my way into Sandgem and deal with the normal beginning. an't catch anything yet.
Finally I get to the part where Dawn gives me some pokeballs. I go through and most trainers don't interest me enough to warant stealing their pokemon. Finally a girl on Route 202 has a Shinx. Dark enough for me for now, so i weaken it and throw a pokeball. Harder than wilds to catch, oddly enough. I catch her Shinx and move on.

Something nobody ever expected.

2009-07-14T10:57:00.002-05:00

I WON THE GAME.

Now I know most, if not all, of you will be telling me it's impossible. But it's not. I really won the game.

Universe Again Chapter 2

2009-07-11T16:21:00.006-05:00

Peter was running to The Square.

He checked his watch; it was 8:59 and he still had a fair distance to go. Hopefully Straight Killer would be lenient with time. Peter whisked all thought to the back of his mind and focused on running. His watched beeped to signal that the hour had flipped right as he arrived at a block before The Square. Something wasn't right.

He approached The quare and it was too calm. Empty, it was. He walked into the center and there was no life around him. It was, however, extremely bright. But the Sun wasn't shining too brightly and there weren't any powered-on streetlights. He looked around and saw a silhouette of a man on a rooftop. He walked to the side of the building the man was standing on. The man was obviously holding an extremely lumnious object. Peter yelled, "Who are you?"

"I am. . .your master."

"What are you talking about?"

"I am. . .your master. I. . .control you. You are. . .mine."

Peter was confused by the stranger's words. "What do you want, Straight Killer?"

The stranger seemed angry at the name, "Straight Killer? What about him?"

Peter became aware that he was not talking to who he thought he was talking to. "Straight Killer told me to come here."

"Oooo. That means he'll undoubtedly be here soon."

Peter asked, "Who are you?"

A voice came from behind him. "Jakub. He came to destroy."

The figure stepped out of the shadows and dropped inches in front of Peter. He revealed to be of the same height as Peter and quite similar appearance. He spoke to the one behind Peter. "Yes, Straight Killer, I am Jakub, and I came to destroy. Is this your newest?"

Peter backed up and bumped into a taller, thinner man. Black hair covers his face for the most part, so Peter is unable to figure out what Straight's face looks like. He said, "That is none of your concern. Vanish!" While Straight was talking, Peter made a dash out of The Square, but an invisible force would not let him escape. "Sorry, Peter, but you cannot leave.

Jakub said, "I will annihilate you! You know my side is right!"

"No. You will never win, for the side of light shall prevail."

Peter asked, "Seriously, what is this? And why do I have the seventeeth key?"

Jakub's eyes widened. "This kid has the seventeeth key?"

Straight answered, "Uhh. . .no, he does not."

"You know I don't like it when you lie. Now I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop you before you open the door.."

The sides of The Square had walls of light appear. Straight Killer's hair and suit turned from death black to blinding white. He shot a strange beam from hand; it was blinding light. It beamed straight past Jakub as he had missed. Jakub disapeeared and reappeared on the other side and bashed Straight in the back of the head. Peter remained on the sideline. Straight fell to the ground and Jakub moved in towards Peter who backed against the walls of light which were turning darker and darker. Jakub was about to grip Peter's shoulder when a circle of light surrounded him and imprisoned him. Peter ran to the side, staying against the wall. Straight rose into the air and shot another bean of light at the immobile Jakub. The prison of light shattered and Jakub fell to the ground. Jakub sunk into the ground and the ground itself turned black. Peter felt himself slowly sinking into it. Straight saw this and flew over to lift him up, but the ground held strong. Straight figured the only way to get Peter out would be to stop the darkness. He fired several beams of light into the ground and it slowly lightened, but quickly turned back to black.

"Seems it's no use," Straight said.

"So I'm stuck here?" asked Peter.

"No. It's just time to enter Darkbeam."

Peter was confused. "I thought we wanted to open Lightbeam."

"Yes, but it seems we must first defeat Jakub. I never thought it would come to this, but I'm afraid it has. And now it you are being dragged itno this as a keyholder."

"Well, I suppose I have no choice. Let's go."

"Death Goes On"

2009-07-11T15:54:00.001-05:00

Waves of insanity, crashing down
Shores of the mind eroding away
Soon enough we all go insane
Our laughter as we fly our minds away

Pain stings like a wasp
With happiness out of grasp
We weep in sweet misery
Waiting for the deadly day

Our lives end, oh no!
But so peacefully we lie
Nothing left to worry, it's all decided
We rest now, world left for war

Explosions around the graves
Bodies unburied, Bodies burning
The fight continues as the dead die
In peace, they laugh, free from it all

Die! Now, you must wait for the call
However you go, it must be done
The sword stabbing, the gun firing
Today is here, not sure about tomorrow.

Life goes on, as done death
Insanity still crushing our minds
Pain still tearing us apart
As we go on, it all continues

"Fighting Myself a Mirror"

2009-07-11T15:53:00.002-05:00

Why am I trapped here?
Who did this?
I'm trapped in a box.
No exit in sight.

A glimmering light shines from the walls,
Reflecting from a single source.
I follow the light path,
Crashing into myself with every step.

The mirror walls confuse me.
I try as I might, but they be my guide.
Smashing would be my demise.
Hatred and anger be my demise.

My eyes deceiving me.
My mind fighting me.
I crash every step.
In my own way.

I haven't a clue where I am.
How far I've come.
What is left.
I haven't a clue who I am.

"Sky"

2009-07-11T15:53:00.001-05:00

Gazing at the stars
Each one a light
Shining for years
And going down with a bang

Unnoticing the dark sky
Freckled with stars
All ensuing mystery
Forever—Forever—Forever

Absorbing the night sky
Dark and light/Mystery and guidance
Our lives not even
The sky leads us at night

Staring at the Sun
Burning retinas to see the light
Our life source, so miniscule
And we all don't care

Looking at the clouds
Dark or light—always gray
The shapes blocking the Sun
But gives us water to live

Ignoring the day sky
There for us always
Us there rarely
A common combination

Night sky and day sky
Warring for the right
Both ignored in their own way
Always there, always free

"Far Away Light"

2009-07-11T15:52:00.000-05:00

So far away
We all are
Clawing at nothing
Wandering at a light

The light shines bright
Darkness encases
Like a laser the light be
Shooting eternally

Dreams be flying
Nightmares be drowning
Hopes be lifting
Sadness be trapping

Hopes and dreams shining light
Sad nightmares forever dark
Looking for a path
The path be obvious

Blindness to the light be surrounding
One path, blazing through darkness
Forever hoping
Forever dreaming

"Broken and Shattered"

2009-07-11T15:51:00.000-05:00

Another Heart Breaks
Another Heart shatters
Feelings torn apart
Another death to a heart

Eternal darkness forever looming
The search for the only one
Finally finds an end
Only to be crushed as love is lost

To love and lose—
Or never love?
The first is pain—
The latter emptiness.

The pain burns through
Every thought they know
Their hearts have been broken
Torn, shattered, killed, deadened

They scream in pain for their love
But rejection kills them inside-out
Locked in the box of insanity
They know what they want, but that kills their chance

A broken heart is a repairable wound
But the wound only fights its healing
As we're all too shallow to ever realize
The eternal pain and insanity without a heart

Acrostics

2009-07-11T14:27:00.002-05:00

Okay, so awhile ago I got quite bored and decided to make a few of these. Study hall gets boring. . .

Oh please!
Bomb us all!
Anti-American
Mockery
Annoying

Clinton
News
Network

Costly
Hateful
Anti-intelligent
Neo-commie
Gabbling
Erratic

In
Noways
The
Half
End
Ends
Never
Die

Death
Inevitable
End

Living
Is
Very
Extraordinary

Lost
Overt
Sucky
Exit
Raucous

Dying
Extreme
And
The
Hell

Live
In
Farque
Everywhere

Far away
The only
Way

Eternally
Pesky
Annoyance

Ghastly
Remains
Emitting
Endless
Nuisance

Polling
Obnoxious
Lying
Irritating
Taxing
Innecessary
Careless
Insensitive
Anti-productive
Nonsense
Senseless

Great
Evil
Eminent
Killer

Hounding
Attack
Covering
Kills

Not useful
Obnoxious
Ohh
Boring

Facebook Chat Stuff

2009-07-09T18:57:00.002-05:00

Sok, so 've been Facebook-ing for awhile and a common problem with chat is that you can't get a message across as well because of total lack of body language, tone, etc. Luckily emoticons and formatting can help resolve this issue.

Emoticons

Happy face =)

Very useful for happy things

Happier face =D

Very useful for happier things

Glasses face 8)

I guess this could be nerdy or something. Or if you get glasses. Or even a semi-cool face.

Cool glasses face 8-|

Cool moments, w00t.

Tongue face =P

"I'll do whatever I want =P"

Sleeping -_-

Tired and/or sleeping

Winky face ;)

Obvious, here

Yayz face ^_^

YAYZ

Epic laughter face >:o

PWNED >:o

Epic laughter face XD

Same as before, but awesomer and doesn't change to a yellow face.

Crying :'(

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sad face =(

Very useful for sad things

Angy face >:(

Very useful for things that anger you, or annoy you, or etc.

>_<

Like above, but not yellow and is more awesome

Cat face :3

Useful for. . .cat situations?

Shock face :o

When shocked. . .

Trippin' O.o

Spooky. . .

0_0

My face. Obviously the best.

Evil! 3:)

When happy and evil. And evil.

Angel o:)

When happy and not evil.

Kiss :*

Give a virtual kiss. Cuz it has MEANING!

Heart <3

It expresses love, I think.

Robo :|]

For. . .ah screw it, this has no real use.

Putnam :putnam:

. . .wtf?

Shark (^^^)

I give up!

Formatting

Formatting can make a huge difference. Especially when maing emphasis.

*text* Makes text bold

_text_ Makes text underlined

There ya go. Now go annoy your friends with all these random emotes! ^_^

Universe Again Chapter 1

2009-07-07T17:07:00.006-05:00

And so it began was the new realm discovered!

Peter woke up on a cold winter morning, in the time before the light. He knew that thingts would not be right that day, but he carried on with the norm. He creeped out of bed and turned on his computer. The normal ring sounded and he logged onto the SiteFeed. None of his friends were online. But he had the strangest friend request. It was from a user by "Straight Killer". He found it odd, but he hit accept to see what this stranger could hold in store.

Immeadiately a chat window popped open. Straight Killer was on.

Straight Killer-Hello, Human.

Peter Rainson-Hello?

Stright Killer-I have a task for you.

Peter Rainson-What is this task?

Straight Killer-I want you to pwn the universe!

Peter Rainson-Pwn the universe? Wtf?

Straight Killer-Yes. This place is retarded. Let's pwn it.

Peter did not hesitate before hitting the "block" button and deleting his chat with the obviously deranged stranger. He commented on a few posts by random friends and then prepared for school.

Upon arrival he went straight to his friend Wade. Wade walked up and said "Hi," as per always.

Peter said, "Hey, Wade, have you seen this guy called 'Straight Killer' on SiteFeed?"

"No. SiteFeed is dumb."

"Anyway, this guy told me I had to pwn the universe."

"Pwn the universe? That's odd. What did you say his name was?"

"Straight Killer."

"Straight Killer. . .S-K. . .maybe it's Steve Kirkman," Wade reffered to Steve Kirkman, the kid who was thought to be delusional by most of his peers.

"Yeah," Peter replied, "I suppose so." The five minute warning bell chimed. "Well I suppose I should get to class. . .s***, I haven't even been to my locker yet!"

"Alright, see ya."

Peter walked of at a rather quick pace to get to his locker as time was short. He opened it and saw an envelope, selaed and with a symbol of a PDA stylus imprinted on the flat side. Peter stuffed his pack into the empty space of his locker, grabbed a Science text and the envelope and sped off to class.

He slid into his back row seat and waited for the teacher to begin droning about some topic that was quite irrelavent to Peter. He pretended to be focusing on his book and subtly slipped outb the envelope. He opened it and out fell a letter.

Peter,

Do not expect to escape this. The universe is not as it should be and you hold the seventeenth key to unlock the door to Lightbeam. If you have any wish to survive more than another week then you will be at The Square at nine today.

--SK--

Peter was rather shocked by the note. He now believed that Straight Killer was deeper than just a looney on the Internet. His class let out at 8:50, so he would have to sprint out right after. Obviously this was more important than his next class. He shoved the letter into his pocket and pondered what could be going on. Who was Straight Killer? What was Lightbeam? How did he get ahold of the seventeenth key? All too many questions he had. Hopefully they could be answered.

The bell rang and Peter departed for The Square.